Still Going!

It all began in a big town, called Dallas, in Texas.
There was this barn, with a poor family with an unfortunate last name of Bush.
Then, one day, a baby was born. The doctors said it was the most ugliest thing they'd seen. So on that day, it was the birth of the second Devil. You'll find out that hidden complection of his later. As a baby, George has always had an un-natural obsession with coal. The only deacent thing he ever liked was baseball, but he got too drunk. As a child, George was in a fetish with baseball. However, he did not exceed the expectations of his friends.
Exit the happy childhood years of Bush; enter the family's poverty years.
For some reason, George's family had gone bankrupt. George had to find some way to get to secondary school. So it was the fellow friends of George's family that saved him and his family. Once the family got back on track in terms of their financial issues, they quickly went to buy a huge home. As George got signed into secondary school, his grades were of a bare pass. He got mostly Cs. It was such a low grade that left George's teachers hopeless... and the only thing to keep George at school was the sheer money that his family gave to the school, and of course, it was the fact that Bush was a cheer-leader at his school's team {I don't know which sport} that kept the teachers and other staff at their interest in him, though their interest was very fragile. For a super-natural reason of unimaginable proportions, George had actually graduated college, and went on to go to study the fundamentals of being a governor. It turns out he ended up becoming the governor of Texas. He also owned his own oil-company, known as El Buta, I think. But eventually, long hours at bars, and too many wimen and beer became a problem for George's pathetic oil industry-owning career; eventually the company went down. George also started to lose controll over his long-kept baseball team, the Texas Rangers, I think. That drinking had took everything away from him except his career as a governor. Heck, it nearly took away his wife, too! Hmm, it seems that the alcohol had really washed into George's little brain as George went on to becoming a president!
After his father left the chair, George started making friends with a guy called Dick Cheney, a thug. Remember that hidden Devil's complection he has? He goes to some weird place where they wear blue-black costumes, and show the sign of the Devil. His beloved code is 6-6-6. I think he used his evil powers well trough-out his presidential career. And so, his first term comes to a hault. The votes are in, they go to the government of Florida to be counted-up. The whole country is just sitting in frustration at the time. Neider seems to have screwed-up the votes on purpose. Yet another term that we have to suffer trough George W. Bush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But after this damn term ends, we can finally forget all this crap... so can Iraq! Heck, we can forget all about George's family and everything related to him... as long as he doesn't start another oil-company or start another baseball team.