Yo everyone heres a challange that you posters will love. Whoever can post 1000 posts will win a prize from peter. You get Peter to make your very own catagory on this board. You get to make a rules for this catagory but as for every contest on this board there are rules.
1. Your catagory cannot have anything mature like sex or anything related.
2. You have to make 1000 more posts in 2 weeks. If you already have 999 posts and you take the challeng you have to keep posting till you have 1999 posts in number.
As a sweet bonus prize you will be in the hall of posting fame plus you will have a contest winner under your user name. So good luck This contest will begin sometime next year in janury.
Even though I do think you should have asked me first about unveiling this announcement to the board public, it is a good post. Yes it is fun. And to clearly restate Adit's concept, you will get a specific category inlisted in your profile. It will, as Adit said, not be sexually related. Even though I did not originally invent the rule of having to post a thousand posts in two weeks, I agree to it as a good contest rule. And you will be known as a posting champion! When Adit said it will begin sometime next January, let it begin on the first of January as a celebration of the dawn of the next half of this decade.
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Guess who I am talking about.
Hint, hint.
He loves useless petroleum...
He hates the European union.
He thinks he controls the world...
Turns out he's a real Republican terd.
He supports global warming... We should have seen that one coming.
He is a dumbass...
No wonder he had to pay just to get into class.
All the problems in the world today...
Republicans had to relate to it in some way.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU!