Bush: "This land is your land, this land is my land, I'm a Texas tiger, you're a liberal whiener, I'm a great crusaeder, you're a herman monster. This land will surely vote for me."
Kerry: "This land is your land, this land is my land, I'm an intelectual, you're a stupid dumbass, I'm a purple heart winner, and yes it's true I've won it thrice. This land will surely vote for me."
Bush: "You have more waffles than a house of pancakes, you offer flip-flops, I offer tax breaks. You're a UN pussy. I guess it's true that I kick ass, ha! This land will surely vote for me."
Kerry: "You can say nuclear, [in a mocking voice]: that really scares me. Sometimes a brain can come in quite handy, but it's not gonna help you because I've won three purple hearts! This land will surely vote for me."
Bush: "You're a liberal sissy!"
Kerry: "You're a right-wing nutjab."
Bush: "You're a pink alcame."
Kerry: "You're dumb as a doorknob."
Bush: "Hey, you've got that botox!"
Kerry: "But I still won three purple hearts!"
Bush and Kerry: "This land will surely vote for me!"
Aboriginee: "[in a soft voice] This land was my land."
American crowd: "But now it's our land!"
Arnold Schwartseneiger: "From California..."
Bill Clinton: "...To the New york Hut."
Kerry: "From the liberal whieners..."
Bush: "...To the right-wing nutjabs."
Kerry: "This land belongs..."
Bush: "This land belongs..."
Bush and Kerry: "...This land belongs to you and me!"
Bush: "Ha!"
Bush: "[in talking voice] Oh, and Dick Chenney too!"
Source: JibJab.com.
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Guess who I am talking about.
Hint, hint.
He loves useless petroleum...
He hates the European union.
He thinks he controls the world...
Turns out he's a real Republican terd.
He supports global warming... We should have seen that one coming.
He is a dumbass...
No wonder he had to pay just to get into class.
All the problems in the world today...
Republicans had to relate to it in some way.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
