Still Going!

I know most of you won't understand but please help me out with this crazy problem of mine, this is the only place where I can freely admit to this. And no I aint trying to tick you off, I just wanna make sure I'm not the only one. :) I dont care if I get banned, I feel I have to get this off my back! In short, I love jacking off, especially jacking off to Star Wars. I just wish I was more brave and rebellious so that I could stick a lightsaber up my poop chute, my personal fave guys. I know that I could give myself great pleasure with my own d**k, but I need to be around starwars memorabillia for it to work ugghhhh! >_
My personal preference is the Millenium Falcon, I have a LEGO version of it that i wrangle every time I've had enough of life, I simply can't resist it! I would also like to jackoff at the movies which i do at home most of the time. I use to masturbate at the theater during climactic love scenes too, and believe me I have gotten ALLOT of weird looks from people as a result, even had the cops called on me on a few occasions after the security has been notified. >:( Do you have any idea how embarrassing that is!?!? Frick I got kicked out of some of my favorite theaters in Milwaukee! Gosh, ppl these days really need to mind their own business for once!! I do have old lightsabers i got for Halloween (namely from a few friends whom have since outgrown the fandom) that I happily jizzum in every night when I can and it is absolutely marvelous, I simply cannot tell you how good. I've had this problem since I was in fifth grade (I'm 18 now btw) never once had a sex companion which really takes its toll. :'(


I don't remember exactly how it started, but certainly growing up homeschooled around a family with various TV memorabilia and merchandice didn't help matters. I have had my step parent catch me rubbing-off on my talking Darth Vader action figures, not very pleasant let me tell you, especially after being committed to the children's psychiatric hospital for five months. I know it sounds weird, but an awesome experience would be to have C3PO sticking his robotic ten inch dick up my butt where it hurts the most while I am jacking-off to clean that place up. (heh) Would be great to have 5 to 7 of them insert their manliness into my a**hole too. And I'd really love to have a trio of Jaba the Huts rip me a new one! I like it multiple. 'tis a dream for now, tho. But please don't judge me - to each their own, right? :) I know Starwars is suppose to be a fun casual hobby, but it aint my fault I've gotten attached in such a way. Now, I want you to be honest, do you think I should pursue this little habit of mine or do you seriously think I need help? And if anyone else has a Starwars fetish (tho I doubt I'll come across any here), can they please come forward? It would certainly mean allot to me!
Again, sorry if i ticked anyone off, but as a highly insecure individual amongst many ppl in the real world I do feel this is the proper place :) Oh yeah, I`d also like to admit I have a boat fetish. :D

Love, Jeff!